Let me get straight to the point.
I think you should subscribe to my newsletter and I’ve got seven incredible reasons why I think so.
Incredible Reason #1
You have a baby.
The Incredible Infant Newsletter comes straight into your Inbox with bite-sized (and virtually delicious!) morsels of entertaining parenting tips you can quickly absorb and apply in your daily life.
Incredible Reason #2
I don’t have a baby (at the moment).
Since my crib is a bit empty, when I get product review requests I have to turn to my CLOSE BABY-HOLDING FRIENDS (clue: this is you) as testers.
Incredible Reason #3
I’ve always got a new free infographic or ebook in the works. Guess who gets free advance copies for feedback?
Incredible Reason #4
This isn’t a newsletter put out by a team of 12 marketing experts. It’s just me, my laptop, and a French Vanilla Latte (or two).
Incredible Reason #5
Every now and then I will get wind of an amazing baby freebie or coupon code. If it’s good enough for my jaw to drop, it’s good enough to share with friends.
Incredible Reason #6
I will keep you informed on all the latest baby product recalls every month.
Each month I send out a “Baby Recall Alert” telling you the baby items recalled that month and giving you a PDF that includes every infant item recalled since January 2012.
Think recalls are rare? I had SIX recalled products in my home last year. And I shop where you shop. In Normalpersonland.
Get yourself on my “keep me updated” recall email list here.
Incredible Reason #7
The Incredible Infant Newsletter is just enough of what you need, and nothing that you don’t.
I don’t email you every day with Buy This Now! crap.
I also don’t send out anything that doesn’t make me chuckle to myself at least once. Laughter is infectious, and parents (especially the parents of babies!) need more of it.
I write each newsletter specifically with you in mind. If you are struggling about some aspect of parenting, tell me about it.
There’s a very good chance other parents are struggling with it too.
(Just hit reply to any newsletter, and since I’m a person and not a spambot, I will actually respond!)
A Free Gift Because I Think You’re Awesome
Okay, there’s actually an 8th incredible reason I think you’ll want to subscribe.
I didn’t count it on my list because it’s a “sometimes here, sometimes not” benefit.
Fortunately, for you, it is currently in the “here” mode. (Otherwise, this post would have had a polite ending 4 lines ago.)
Every now and then I like to give away one of my ebooks for free.
These aren’t your standard “Isn’t that nice. A 10-page pamphlet.” kind of gifts.
They are actually useful. *gasp*