The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters

The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me…

A partridge in a hair tree.

The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters: Partridge in a Hair Tree http://incredibleinfant.com/random-but-funny/ugly-christmas-sweaters

Source: Pinterest

*gagging*

On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Two Ninja Turtles…

The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters: Turtles in a Half Shell http://incredibleinfant.com/random-but-funny/ugly-christmas-sweaters

Source: 80sTees.com

Two…four…turtles…*hiccup*

vhat-ev-rrrr….counting’s for closers.

*downs eggnog*

On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Three French Stockings…

The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters: French Stockings http://incredibleinfant.com/random-but-funny/ugly-christmas-sweaters

Source: The Chive

Three stockings?

DON’T JUDGE.  I’m a circus star.

On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Four Flamingos Flapping…

The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters: Flamingos Flapping http://incredibleinfant.com/random-but-funny/ugly-christmas-sweaters

Source: Big Mama Blog

Flamingos.

Santa’s secret emergency reindeer backup plan.

On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Five Gooooldeeeennnn Menorahs!

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On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Six Ducks a Dyin’…

The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters: Duck Dynasty http://incredibleinfant.com/random-but-funny/ugly-christmas-sweaters

Source: Etsy

Law that demands every Christmas post have at least one Duck Dynasty reference this year.

On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Seven Miley’s Swinging…

The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters: Miley http://incredibleinfant.com/random-but-funny/ugly-christmas-sweaters

Source: Pinterest

I came in like a WRRRReeecking Ball…..

On the eight day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Eight Old Maid’s Matching…

Because color coordinating it makes it so much better.

On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Nine Ladies Gangnam Style-ing…

The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters: Psy http://incredibleinfant.com/random-but-funny/ugly-christmas-sweaters

Source: NeatoRama

Move over Bing. 

Ladies and gentlemen, from now on let Psy fill your heart with holiday warmth. 

On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Ten Lincolns Leaping…

Santa…Abraham Lincoln in disguise?

WHO KNEW?!!

Forget the cookies.  I’m leaving him an assortment of concealers.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Eleven Reindeer Puking…

The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters: Puking Reindeer http://incredibleinfant.com/random-but-funny/ugly-christmas-sweaters

Source: Pinterest

At first you’re happy at the festive colors and patterns…and then you figure out what this really is.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Twelve Darling Dickies…

Cousin Eddie would be so proud. *wiping tear*

‘Tis the Season to
Make Someone Else Use the Glue Gun

What if you’re not the “handy gluestick” kind of person?

What if you’d rather just click a button, pick up the mail, and then reap all the laughs and praise without having to actually DO ANYTHING?

I’ve dug up six sweaters you can buy right now and still get in time for the Christmas Party.  (Especially if you’re a Prime member who gets free 2-day shipping on everything!)

The Best Ugly Christmas Sweaters You can Buy

1.  Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal   2.  Sleigh Troubles
3.  Happiness is Hanukkah  4. Believe  5. Buddy the Elf
6.  Santa’s New Record

I know it’s hard, but…

Which is your favorite?

Top image source: 1funny

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  1. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I needed to smile but this made me laugh!!

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