The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters

The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me…

A partridge in a hair tree.

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*gagging*

On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Two Ninja Turtles…

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Two…four…turtles…*hiccup*

vhat-ev-rrrr….counting’s for closers.

*downs eggnog*

On the third day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Three French Stockings…

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Three stockings?

DON’T JUDGE.  I’m a circus star.

On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Four Flamingos Flapping…

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Flamingos.

Santa’s secret emergency reindeer backup plan.

On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Five Gooooldeeeennnn Menorahs!

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On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Six Ducks a Dyin’…

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This isn’t just a sweater.  This is down-home, Cracker-Barrel, country-style, ART. 

On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Seven Miley’s Swinging…

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I came in like a WRRRReeecking Ball…..

On the eight day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Eight Old Maid’s Matching…

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Because color coordinating it makes it so much better.

On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Nine Ladies Gangnam Style-ing…

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Move over Bing. 

Ladies and gentlemen, from now on let Psy fill your heart with holiday warmth. 

On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Ten Lincolns Leaping…

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Santa…Abraham Lincoln in disguise?

WHO KNEW?!!

Forget the cookies.  I’m leaving him an assortment of concealers.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Eleven Reindeer Puking…

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At first you’re happy at all the festive colors and patterns…and then you figure out exactly what you’re actually looking at!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me…

Twelve Darling Dickies…

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Cousin Eddie would be so proud. *wiping tear*

‘Tis the Season to
Make Someone Else Use the Glue Gun

What if you’re not the “handy gluestick” kind of person?

What if you’d rather just click a button, pick up the mail, and then reap all the laughs and praise without having to actually DO ANYTHING?

I’ve dug up six sweaters you can buy right now and still get in time for the Christmas Party.  (Especially if you’re a Prime member who gets free 1-or-2-day shipping!)

The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters

#1 ~ Bikini Sasquatch

#2 ~ Christmas Tattoos

#3 ~ Christmas Elf

#4 ~ Crazy Cat Christmas

#5 ~ Party Like It’s My Birthday

#6 ~ Reindeer Rocketts

So which sweater is your “favorite”?  Are you making your own ugly Christmas sweater? Or digging it out of your Grandma’s 1970’s closet?

The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters

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Meet Heather Taylor

Heather Taylor

Heather is the Chief Encouragement Officer here at Incredible Infant and has been writing and encouraging parents online since 2007.  She's certified in baby sleep coaching (yes, that's a real thing), has served as an Expert Parenting Panelist for numerous events, and has been a featured writer on blogs like DaveRamsey.com, SimpleKids.net, My Kid's Adventures, Cafe Mom, and others.  If it's 2am and you're desperate to read SOMETHING, click here for all her darkest secrets, including why she really shouldn't be allowed to blog.  


 

 

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  1. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I needed to smile but this made me laugh!!

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