The Muppets Solve Your Breastfeeding Problems

The Muppets Solve Your Breastfeeding Problems -

Breastfeeding is something we mothers look forward to during pregnancy.

We want to experience that feeling.

The feeling of looking down and seeing our little rooting newborn nestling in, getting nourished from our body.

It’s one of the amazing things about being a woman.

So when those plans go awry, and nursing doesn’t just “take off and fly” like we were expecting it to, it’s one of the most bitter disappointments we can bear.

It feels like failure. Miserable failure.

Pride Goeth Before a Fall Freaking Failure

With my first, Lauren, I was a breastfeeding champion. If Le Leche ever called to ask me to teach a class (because of course they would), I knew I would have tons of good advice to share.

Yeah. I was that cocky. (Be thankful I didn’t have a blog then!)

Then God, who loves to play these kinds of games on me, decided to give me Elena for my second parenting time around.

Wow. It’s a good thing Le Leche never called, because I’m pretty sure they would have given me a quick kick out of the club. After 6 months of nipple torture, The Serious Sads, and feeling like the Epic Mom Failure of the Century, Elena was on formula. (Which was actually a blessing.)

When Isabella came around a few years later, I resolved to give breastfeeding a go again. Bella and I didn’t have the “rock star quality” I had with Lauren, but since she’s the third (and they get the shaft on almost everything), I considered it a success.

So here’s what this whole experience has taught me.

Sometimes you’ll ace the latch. Your positioning will be perfect.

And you will still have breastfeeding problems, because there’s one thing you’ve forgotten to account for.

Breastfeeding requires two people.


You. {The breastfeeder.}

And that other little person. {The breastfeedee.}

Nursing Personality Has a Huge Impact on Breastfeeding Success

Some personalities translate really well into breastfeeding.

Take my Lauren, for example.  Now that she’s nine, I can see why she was so awesome at it. She’s a very focused temperament.  A Type-A perfectionist. She’s project-oriented.  She was determined to ACE the first task life gave her.

Then you have some personalities that completely CLASH with the traditional breastfeeding method.

Elena is six now and I can totally see why breastfeeding her was such a disaster.  She’s a free spirit. She’s a people person. She’sless interested in results, and more interested in the experience.  By attempting to breastfeed her the same way I breastfed Lauren, I was guaranteeing a huge FAIL.

Your Breastfeeding Problems Can Be Solved by Understanding Your Baby’s Preferences

Here’s what we’re going to do to solve your breastfeeding problems:

  1. Go through the different personality types (using the Muppets, because it’s fun).
  2. Discuss the common nursing challenges for that personality.
  3. Learn what techniques and tricks you can do to overcome those challenges and reach your nursing goals.

Ready to meet your Muppet Baby?

Although changing your nursing style to match different personalities is a great first-step towards solving breastfeeding problems, I‘d strongly advise you to give your lactation consultant a call as well.  Not all problems can be solved with a general post!  An LC can look over your specific baby, with your specific nursing rhythm and make case-by-case suggestions that can transform your breastfeeding experience!  (Click here to find an LC in your area!)

The Miss Piggy Nursing Type

Miss Piggy is a take-charge, don’t-give-me-any-crap kinda woman pig.

breastfeeding problems Miss Piggy

Miss Piggy is determined to get her way as quickly as possible.

She’s comfortable in her own pigskin. There’s no outfit she won’t wear, no style she won’t try.

My advice? Don’t annoy her. She’ll round-house kick you to the face. (Chuck Norris style!)

Who cares what others are doing? She is the only person worth impressing!

Miss Piggy gets things done. She’s focused. Determined. Nothing stands in her way.

She is the definition of self-confidence.

Is Your Baby a Miss Piggy?

Here’s how you know if your infant has the Miss Piggy Nursing Temperament:

  • Is she super-focused on nursing? Making it just as easy nursing her at the mall as it is in a dark quiet room?
  • Does she nurse the entire time without looking up or noticing anyone else around her?
  • Does she snarf down milk like it’s her last meal?
  • Does she occasionally over-indulge? Eating so much so fast that she sometimes vomits afterwards?
  • Does she have a quick temper when it comes to mealtimes?
  • Does she avoid playing around, getting straight down to things right away?
  • Does she have a super strong suck?

Miss Piggy Breastfeeding Problems

Miss Piggy nursing temperaments tend to have the most breastfeeding problems during the first 2 weeks of life.

The second your nipple gets anywhere near her mouth she latches and sucks her little heart out. Which is probably fine, if your latch is correct.

But if your nursing sessions are leaving fingernail tears in the couch, your latch is WRONGO and needs to be redone. Detach her with your pinky and re-adjust.

Miss Piggy babies are also very impatient to eat. You have about 3-seconds to get a perfect latch in place before she screams the house down.

Yeah…that’s a really short window to hit a bulls-eye. And if you miss the target?

You have to take her OFF the breast to re-adjust. (She’s going to be so mad…)

Miss Piggy Breastfeeding Solutions

Here’s what to do if you have a Miss Piggy Feeder:

  • Watch for the feeding cues a little earlier than you have been.  This will catch her before she realizes she’s hungry, buying you valuable practice time. It will also avoid any feeding tantrums while you’re learning what a good latch feels like.  You don’t want her snorting with hunger!
  • For babies under 6 months, that means looking for those hungry signs every hour and half or so.  Babies this age usually need 8-12 feedings in a 24 hour period.  (Hint:  Keeping a nursing log is a GREAT way to spot your baby’s natural feeding rhythms!)

This may feel overwhelming at first, but don’t get discouraged. Perseverance is the key with a Miss Piggy!

The Gonzo Nursing Type

Gonzo a very misunderstood person…um… creature…um…whatever.

Breastfeeding problems Gonzo

The Gonzo nurser is a gourmet, savoring every mouthful.

True, some of his artistic expressions seem a little “out there” (like balancing a Grand Piano on his nose), but the dedication to his work is impressive.

He goes to great lengths to carefully prepare for each of his disasters acts.

For example, in the infamous motorcycle jump, he thoughtfully chained old hecklers Statler and Waldorf to their seats “for their own safety”. He didn’t want them to miss out in the opportunity of being his landing spot!

Art appreciation is in the eye of the performer. No one else may understand the deeper meaning behind eating a radial tire to The Flight of the Bumblebee, but he does and that’s enough.

He will happily preform just for the sake of preforming.

Is Your Infant a Gonzo?

Is your infant an artiste at heart, just like Gonzo?

  • Does she play around with the nipple before actually starting to eat?
  • Does she savor the milk like a fine wine? Smacking her lips and dribbling?
  • Does she linger over the meal, taking forever to nurse?
  • Is she easily distractible? Stopping every so often to drink in her surroundings and relish the experience?

Gonzo Breastfeeding Problems

Gonzo nursers are primarily frustrating because they’re so gosh darn slow!

Feeding sessions drag on and on and on….as your baby relishes each gulp of milk.

It’s tempting to move things along.


Rushing your gourmet eater is a recipe for breastfeeding problems.

  • First, it will make her really mad and she’ll take that anger out on your tender nipples! You can’t rush art!
  • Secondly, rushing may cause her to stop feeding before she’s really full. So instead of waking at 4am to eat, she’s up again at 2. (Yea for you!)

I know you may feel like a milk cow, nursing every 2-3 hours, but if she doesn’t learn the important “I’m full” feelings, you’ll quickly become a 24-hour snack bar.

Gonzo Breastfeeding Solutions

Here’s a plan of attack to conquer your Gonzo’s snail-paced nursing:

  • Fight against distractions by nursing in the most-boring spot you can find. The darker the room, the better.
  • Use a noisemaker or fan to drown out siblings.
  • If you have to nurse in a semi-public place, use a nursing cover.
  • Make A Happy Nursing Place. This means something to drink, read, listen to, or play with while you’re sitting. If you are entertained, you’ll be a lot less likely to say “You’re done!” when she’s only halfway through.

The Fozzie Nursing Type

Fozzie Bear is very passionate about his comedy act. It’s just too bad that passion does not actually turn into funny jokes.

breast feeding problems Fozzie bear

An over-eager performer, Fozzie’s acts usually fizzle.

No matter how excited Fozzie is about something, it’s almost always guaranteed to fail.

But that doesn’t stop him from trying. He’s an eternal optimist.

Yes, he’ll make you groan more than giggle. But he’s just so garsh darn cute.

His can-do excited attitude, even when he can’t seem to do much of anything, is infectiously endearing.

In fact, you could say that it makes him utterly bearable.

Wocka Wocka!

Is Your Baby a Fozzie?

Here are the not-so-funny signs you’re raising a Fozzie breastfeeder:

  • Does she get super excited when it’s feeding time? Kicking legs, squeezing fists, and practically snorting with anticipation?
  • Is she pretty gassy after eating? Gulping milk like it could go sour?
  • Does she slip off the nipple frequently in her excitement? Spraying the room with milk and having to be properly re-attached?
  • Is she pretty focused obsessed on the breast? And could care less where you’re feeding her?

Fozzie Breastfeeding Problems

Your baby’s excited-almost-frantic response to dinnertime is actually hurting her chances of getting a good meal.

She gets so worked up that she doesn’t form a latch that will stick.

She roots almost constantly, trying to turn anything (even Dad’s chin) into a food source.

There is nothing, NOTHING, in this world more important to your Fozzie baby than her next meal.

Finally, another one of the breastfeeding problems commonly facing Fozzie feeders is gas. These nursers tend to gulp more than suck. Gulping = swallowing air.

Fozzie Breastfeeding Solutions

Here are some solutions to solving Fozzie-style breastfeeding problems:

  • Help her with her latching problem by keeping your breasts soft and pliable. Engorgement is Enemy No. 1! (See my step-by-step infographic for more latching tips
  • Avoid the “too excited to eat” problem by feeding her at the earliest sign of hunger.
  • Feed her immediately after waking up. Feeding times must have priority for this baby. Food first, diaper changes second. The only exception would be if your baby has a particularly bad diaper rash that is irritating her. In those cases, change her first, powder her bum, treat the rash, then feed her as quickly as possible.
  • Regarding the gassy tummy, get your hands on some gas drops. Then plan on burping her every 10 minutes or when she starts squirming on the breast (a sure sign of a trapped tummy bubble).

To fix engorged boulder boobies, squeeze them gently in the shower or into a towel. The expressed milk will soften them up.

The Animal Nursing Type

Animal is one wild Muppet. Especially when it comes to drumming.

He’s a crazed percussionist with three styles of music — loud, louder, and deafening. (~ Muppet Wiki)

Breastfeeding problems animal's personality

Animal is a tad…selectively obsessive.

I think the only other Muppet that can match him in terms of obsessiveness would be Cookie Monster.

Can anything really compare to hitting things with sticks?

Really, what else in life is there?

His pent-up energy explodes with such passion at the drum set, that public safety requires he’s restrained with chains.

Is there a support group for drum addictions? (If there is, can my 2-year-old register?)

Is Your Infant an Animal?

Your little princess may be months away from matching Animal’s vocabulary, *Me HUN-GEE!* but she could match Animal’s obsessive personality right out of the womb.

  • Does she seem to go from not-hungry to ravenous-screaming almost instantly?
  • Did she seem to resent colostrum? Pulling her head away and screaming foul?
  • Do you have to wake her up to feed? As if “eating” isn’t top on the priority list?
  • Does she quickly seem to lose interest in nursing? Falling asleep easily at the breast?
  • Is she Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Seemingly an “easy” baby, sleeping all the time…but then transforming into a screaming nightmare unexpectedly?

Animal Breastfeeding Problems

Just as Animal’s life is focused on drumming, with little room for other things, the Animal breastfeeder is also obsessed about something. It’s just not eating.

This explains his stick legs. (What else could explain them?)

If your breastfeeder is an “Animal” she may have the same problem. These babies tend to be labeled “Failure to Thrive” more than the other nursing temperaments.

When she suddenly realizes her tummy is rumbling…TAKE COVER. She can shatter glass with that voice.

A newborn “Animal” can be particularly challenging.

Here she is, ready to eat for the first time, and you offer colostrum. (It’s not your fault, really. That’s all you can make for the first 2-7 days.)

It’s like giving Animal a Fisher-Price drum for Christmas. She HATES IT.

Congrats! She’s 30-minutes old and you already have breastfeeding problems!

But before Screamfest really gets rolling, let’s give you some tips to shut down the concert ahead of time.

Animal Breastfeeding Solutions

Let’s tackle the “Failure to Thrive” issue first.

Part of the reason she may not gaining weight may be that she’s not eating frequently enough. Remember, these babies don’t always remember to eat! They’re WAY more interested in something else.

  • Step in and do her “hunger watch” for her. Make a simple note to put her on the breast again 2.5 – 3 hours since the last time you had her on the breast (from start to start).
  • Track her growth and wet/dirty diapers to keep on top of her intake. (Make tracking easy with this Baby Connect app or Baby Tracker notebook.)

Regarding the colostrum conundrum:

  • Buy some ear plugs. They take the edge off..and make a huge sanity difference. Your milk comes in when it comes in. The more often you put her on the breast, the faster it will come. The more stimulation you get, the faster those milk ducts will pump out the liquid gold she’s screaming for. (Sometimes every 1.5 – 2 hours may be required!)
  • If you just can’t wait for the milk to come in, and she’s refusing to eat and you’re emotionally drained, use a Supplemental Nurser. You wear it like a necklace. It has a small tube that fits next to your nipple so she can get supplemental formula while she’s breastfeeding. Perhaps not ideal, but one step closer to keeping you on the breastfeeding bandwagon.

The Kermit Nursing Type

Kermit the Frog is the glue that holds the rest of the Muppets together.

breastfeeding problems kermt

Kermit is a frog who has tasted the finer flies of life.

Somehow, he manages the chaos that is The Muppets, getting them organized into performances that are such disasters we can’t help but keep watching.

As much as I love Kermit, I must admit…he’s a little on the pampered side.

Celebrities fawn over him.

Fans worship him.

He’s authored books, given commencement speeches (!!!), and even has his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

When it comes to The Muppets, he’s the top dog frog.

He drives a BMW and has a Platinum Level, no-fee, no-limit credit card he uses to treat his friends to a vacation in New York City.

He’s not snobby, just…comfortable with his lifestyle.

(Don’t get me wrong, he certainly deserves it. Miss Piggy isn’t the cheapest girlfriend.)

Is Your Infant a Kermit?

Here are the signs that your infant shares Kermit’s successful temperament.

  • Is she all about comfort? Insisting on being held just so?
  • Does she take long breaks between sucks? Resting her “sore cheeks”?
  • Does she fall asleep constantly on the breast? And then wakes asking for a milkshake dessert?
  • Is Mom her favorite pacifier? Why settle for a cheap imitation when you can get the real-deal?

Kermit Breastfeeding Problems

The Kermit only wants to do one: lie in moms arms, snoozing and snuckling all day long.

That will be your chief problem with this baby.

You either keep her awake to eat (and fill that tummy up) or strap her to your chest and go topless around the house. (I’m sure your husband won’t mind…until your in-laws drop by.)

Kermit Breastfeeding Solutions

Unless you like bed-sores, you’re going to have to break this habit of sleep-nurse-doze-suck-snooze-snack.

Here’s a few things you can try to keep her awake:

  • Strip your dozer down to her diaper during feedings (or a onesie if it’s a little chilly).
  • Brush her face occasionally with a damp (not wet) cloth.
  • Switching back and forth between breasts. (The movement will wake her.)
  • Burp her every 10 minutes.
  • Blow gently on her forehead.
  • Feed her in bright room, with music and noise.

Avoid lullabies and other sleepy-time tricks, unless of course, you’re wanting her to sleep.

Remember: You’re the Expert Here

You are the expert when it comes to your baby.

You’re the first thing he sees in the morning. You’re the last thing she sees at night.

No one knows this baby like you do.

These are probably clues you started noticing when in pregnancy.

  • When was he most active?
  • Was she a slow roller?
  • Or a quick jabber?

They are clues you can start picking up on right after birth:

  • Did he look everywhere but at you? Trying to grasp everything?
  • Did she just want to cuddle?
  • Did he fight to keep his head as high up as possible, so he wouldn’t miss a thing?

Those are the first indicators of the personality your little one is going to grow into. I saw those things at birth, and they still ring true of each one of my children now.

By grasping on to those early preferences, you are leaping forward in understanding how this baby needs to be breastfed and watching those breastfeeding problems fade into memory.

Again, if you’ve tried these things and you’re still struggling, it’s time to find a lactation consultant in your area that can give you specific advice for YOUR breasts and YOUR baby.

So tell me, which Muppet is your baby?

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  1. Heather M says:

    This is great, Heather! (and I def have a Miss Piggy here 😉

  2. Yup, I’ve got myself a Frozzie. He tries to latch on to anything even remotely resembling a nipple (including his father’s nipples) when he’s hungry. I’ve taken to nursing him before he really realizes he’s hungry and it has helped a lot! Great entry, thanks!

  3. Have a definite Mr. Piggy!

  4. Elizabeth says:

    Definatly a Gonzo! Two and a half years later (I never would have thought id have a potty trained bear before a weened one, buuut).
    Thanks for the insight 😉

  5. Bahaha. I loved this. I have a baby somewhere between a gonzo and a kermit. She showed signs of both at different times of the day(Seriously, Gonzo all day until like 4, then it was like a switch went off and we have Kermit.). Little nutter. <3 Thankfully she's weaned herself pretty well by now. We have another on the way though, so we'll see how he works out.

  6. Ok, so my 5 1/2 month old I think would be Animal- she’ll nurse for 5-6 min and after that will want to sit up, suck her thumb and look around her. She’s only 12 pounds- and she’s very active. I was hoping to breastfeed her solely until 6 months but she was so interested in food and the lactation consultant said it was a good way to get additional calories. Is there anything else I can do? Do “Animal” babies tend to wean earlier?

    • Katie, this is such a hard one. Have you tried feeding her on a schedule? Waiting an hour or so in between feedings to get her good and hungry? I know that you wanted to breastfeed solely, but this little thing needs to add on some poundage. Supplementing may be necessary to keep her growing healthily. (It’s not a reflection on you friend, you are not a bad mom for supplementing.) I’m not saying you HAVE to supplement, I’m just wanting to encourage you to talk things over with your doctor. Animal babies are some of the most difficult, because they really just aren’t that interesting in eating. Hang in there!

  7. I think my baby is a mix of Miss Piggy and Animal.. What great combinations for a child that makes me pull my hair out!! When he wants to nurse, he is FOCUSED. When he doesn’t want to nurse, he will scream at kick if I even hold him near my breast. He just turned 4 months and is going through a nursing strike. Eating is like the last thing he wants to do and it’s so hard! Every feed is a struggle and the only way I can get him to eat is after a nap. Getting him to sleep is a WHOLE other issue… sigh… I’m losing my sanity. He is on the big side though, 16.5 pounds, so hopefully this won’t affect him too much. I really want to continue to breastfeed him and enjoy it but it’s just so hard right now. I tried rocking and walking while feeding but he is getting heavy, plus it doesn’t always work. Any more tips?

  8. Do you have any advice for a mom whose baby has been in special care? My daughter was 6 weeks early and was fed breast milk via gastro tube and put to the breast as much as possible. I decided to give her breast milk in a bottle as she wouldn’t consistently feed on the breast and I couldnt take her home until she fed well. She’s now 11 weeks old and I am using your guide to help get her on a schedule but think it’s the feeding issues holding us back. She feeds on the breast for 30 mins then takes expressed breast milk in a bottle. She is a miss piggy she guzzles then gets frustrated when it’s slows down and I often have to get her to relatch on. We missed those vital first weeks for these skills. We got to a good place where she was doing very well with feeding then she got hospitalised with a bad chest infection and the gastro tube s reinsertef and it’s all gone down hill with schedule. She was sleeping 7 hours at night now I’m luck to get 3 ½. I’m tired lol

    • Rachael, firstly it’s important to remember with Preemies that even though the calendar says they are 11 weeks old, her little brain thinks she’s 5 weeks. So all her growth and development should be compared to a 5 week old baby, and not an 11 week old baby. Does that make sense?

      Secondly, you’ve been through it!! Goodness, what an emotional rollercoaster the past 3 months have been for you! From a mothering perspective, you are doing fantastic. I know you’re exhausted (who wouldn’t be!) but you have been an absolute ROCK STAR to your little girl, and that’s impressive. I wish I could say all mothers would handle these struggles as well as you, but sadly that’s not the case. So well done. 🙂

      Finally, regarding your situation it’s very important for you to continue to be patient. Right now, allow the schedule to morph around whatever you need to do to get her to eat and sleep. Keep a journal of the times she does things and then after a few days see if you can spot any patterns. Then use those patterns to slowly start moving toward a rhythm. Does that help at all? As a 5 week old baby (which again is what her brain thinks), you’ll need to be using this guide for newborns, rather than for 2-3 months old. Hopefully this can help!

  9. Christine says:

    I got myself a Miss Piggy/Fozzie combo. But let’s face it. Fozzie is the coolest. 😉 Your blog cracks me up, while teaching me more about my baby. Keep it up!

  10. Hi heather
    I loved this article it was so fun to see the different feeding habits compared to muppets

  11. Mukta Sharma says:

    ohh, I so much love reading your website. Thanks for writing such a simple sweet explanation of these things. I feel like I got an oasis in the desert 🙂 Specially when after two months my son has suddenly turned from a monk to monster(I mean I don’t mean monster ;)). For first two months he was a perfect Miss Piggy. Feed on time, feed properly and now he wants to finish whole world tasks only at the time when he is feeding. Like Miss piggy his first assignment of latching was a sheer success and now my nipples are so sore as he pulls it in and out while feeding. Is this all natural?

  12. My two-month-old is a Animal/Kermit combo for sure! Nothing he likes better than snoozing on me instead of eating but when he decides he’s hungry – watch out! He is very finicky with nursing but sometimes it’s the only thing that will put him to sleep. I should’ve known he would be like this when I was pregnant, as he was very active in utero but took his sweet time being born!

    • Rebecca, isn’t it fun to see those little personality clues we missed in pregnancy, suddenly completely understood after the baby arrives? That’s so funny! He will always keep you on your toes! 🙂

  13. luv this zoo cute….we have a gonzo!!!!

  14. jujubee says:

    I read this article when I was pregnant and wondered what kind of nurser I’d have; all I knew was that she loved to eat! Now, 8 weeks PP, I reread the article and swear I have a Gonzo/Kermit child. She wants to nurse all the time because mommy is her fav pacifier and takes her sweet time eating, enjoying every drop, but getting distracted by her surroundings, then eventually falling asleep lol. Great article, thanks for the tips!

  15. Love this article!! I have a Kermit on my hands and he is just about to turn 4 months old! All he wants to do is lay in bed and snuggle and nurse to sleep/ snack and sleep all day and night! He has always been like this and although is gaining weight, he is gaining slowly. I fear it’s because he is always snacking vs eating a full meal during the day. We also co-sleep at night, which he loves and is used too. Once he turns 4 months though, I plan to get him on somewhat of a schedule and move him into his crib for naps and most of the night (hopefully). Any tips from any other Kermit mothers? I really so try to keep him awake when nursing but he loves to sleep-eat!

    • Emma, it’s really hard to keep a young Kermit awake! Sometime in the next month he’s going to go through a big growth spurt and a LOT of things are going to change – including you will see that he’ll start to be more alert and active during the day. After that passes it may be a lot easier to help keep him awake during a feeding. 🙂 I would also start feeding him with the lights on and doing something in between nursing and bedtime to help him learn how to fall asleep without nursing. You could nurse and then change his diaper, or read a book…anything to help him start to learn how to fall asleep without nursing. Try it for the morning nap first for several days – putting him down drowsy but not asleep. After he does it for the morning nap for several days, start trying it for other naps and bedtime. The same thing with getting him used to the crib – put him in the crib for the first nap for several days, and once that’s “down”, start adding in the others. Hope it can help!

  16. After a traumatic damage to my nipples within the first week, I’ve tried a couple of times per week since then with no luck. Now at nearly 5 weeks I’ve been trying again despite the vasospasm pain. I think he’s a mix between miss piggy and fozzie. He is a happy baby most of the time. He goes from 0-60 when he decides he’s hungry. He’s an efficient water and loves to eat. Feeding him bm in a bottle is what we’ve been doing up until this point. I still have so much trouble with him. Side lying seems to have the most success. He doesn’t like to latch- he’s frantic and kicking me and crying. Often we end after a 20 min failed attempt with the bottle. I really want to succeed- pumping and feeding is very hard, breastfeeding alone would be so much easier. Any extra advice would be appreciated.

  17. Fozzie and gonzo eater. Sometimes she’s so excited to eat and chops on. She screams if I take her off to burp. Once she’s halfway full she looks around. She even looks at the boob, talks to it and smiles! (In boobie love I think) she gulps my milk and has gas. Sometimes when I let down she chokes and sputters but refuses to give up the boob. She only seems interested in eating. She doesn’t really want to play but is stimulated/obsessed/giddy at the boob. She sometimes is very determined to drain the boob as fast as possible. Other times shes distracted easily and will play at the boob. Any suggestions as to a schedule to help get her to eat and stop when full. Or not to play at the boob all day long.

    • Danielle Miller says:


      Ah, my little one is a very distracted eater too. I have taken to gently holding my hand next to her face to limit her vision and help her stay focused. I’m not sure if that will work for you if your breast is what is distracting her but you can give that a try. Have you tried the Eat, Play, Sleep schedule with her? I’m not sure how old your little one is and that makes a difference in any schedule suggestions I would have. However,this article has links to schedules for a number of different ages and might help.

  18. Gabriela says:

    I think I definitely have a Kermit.  She is three weeks old and ever since I brought her home I’ve been her human pacifyer.  She definitely lets me know when she’s hungry but when I put her to the breast she’ll suck for a few minutes then get lazy with it and gum on me until she drops off to sleep.  If I take her off to burp her and switch sides she’ll do it again.  It’s so frustrating because I can’t put her down for anything.  She’ll sleep for hours as long as I don’t move and let her lay there snuggled up to me but as soon as I put her down she’ll wake up and start rooting for the breast again and so the cycle starts over.  I spent the first few days doing nothing but holding and nursing, putting down, picking up, nursing and holding again.  I soon discovered that getting her to sleep in her own bassinet was out of the question so I started cosleeping for the sake of getting any sleep myself.  Aside from that, I never know if she’s getting enough to eat because she never finishes in one session.  My husband soon got frustrated with me for letting her use me as a pacifyer all day and never getting anything else done so he gave in and agreed with me on suplementing with formula.  Now I’m frustrated to the point that I’ll hand her off for him to bottlefeed after she gives up nursing so I know she’s getting enough food.  But I’m afraid if I keep doing this my milk supply will start to diminish and I’ll have to give it up.  At night time I let her sleep next to me and nurse her but I always wonder if she’s doing without at night because I’m so tired so when she stops eating and falls asleep I fall asleep myself.  To add to that I feel like there’s a latching problem going on because my nipples hurt even when she has a good mouth full.  It feels like she curls her tongue upward and it rubs against me when she tries to suck.  When I first put her on it feels fine but it’s like she starts to let go once she starts to doze off and easily pops off the breast.  I sometimes wonder if her problem is due to a poor latch so she loses interest quickly and falls asleep or if that’s just the way she is.  I haven’t wanted to give up but at this point I’m so exhausted that I’ve come to consider it a few times.  But this is my third baby and the one I’ve nursed the longest so I would really like to find a solution and push past this if possible because I do want my baby to get the best that I can give her.

    • Danielle Miller says:


      I can feel your exhaustion! Course I might be mine I’m feeling too (since I have a 9 month old!). 🙂 It’s so hard to think straight and problem solve when you are bone-tired!
      So, you have a little Kermit on your hands, huh? 🙂 The first thing I recommend is that you use a baby carrier with your little one. She likes to cuddle and this will give her a chance to do that and you and chance to move around, hands free! This article will be helpful for you if you don’t have a carrier and want to research your options. I think you are right on with your mama instincts when you say that she’s not getting complete feedings (likes to graze, right?) and that continuing to supplement with formula will diminish your supply. Have you looked into working with a lactation consultant? You can ask your pediatrician’s office for recommendations.
      The first thing I would do is try to keep your little one awake so she gets a FULL feeding when you’re breastfeeding her. This may mean stripping her to her diaper and wrapping her in a blanket. It may mean gently blowing on her little cheeks to keep her focused on the “task” of eating. It may even mean using a warm washcloth (warm!) to dab her cheek every now and then. When she pulls away, you want to know she got a full feeding, however long that takes. Also, I recommend that you keep a feeding diary for the next few days. Take a look at this suggested schedule for your little one just to give you a starting place. If you can work with a lactation consultant something in the next week the diary will help her help you. When it’s time to transition from the co-sleeping I highly recommend a Rock-N-Play. These are great for cuddlers!
      I hope this helps you and your little one get better feeds and more sleep! Congratulations, by the way!

  19. Eli is a Kermit with a bit of Animal thrown in for spicy flavor. He screams to high heaven out of nowhere and scarfs down milk like someone is actively trying to take it from him, but in less than 2 minutes of fast and furious sucking he’s snoring away. One wipey to the leg and it’s backs to the sucking races, seriously if suckling was a race he’d take the lead, down the stretch and be passed out by the first turn. He’s 2 months old, and it can be frustrating and cute all at once.

  20. Is it possible to have a mix of most of the muppet babies? My daughter I think is mostly miss piggy, fozzie and kermit with a little bit of animal thrown in. It’s been a challenge. Lol

    • Danielle Miller says:

      Sounds like she’s a little one with a big personality. 🙂 Probably wants to make sure her mama doesn’t have a dull moment!

  21. Angelaa says:

    I am not usually one to post a comment on pages like this, but I want to share my experience in the hopes it might help prevent another baby from unnecessarily suffering! Please note that I am exclusively breastfeeding.

    I thought my newborn baby was colicky for about 2 months, since she was very frequently upset for what seemed like no reason. But after researching for hours and doing everything possible to resolve it, (Burping her more often, giving her gas drops, researching for hours on end what to do, etc.) I discovered that I had an oversupply of milk. (I know, sounds like this wouldn’t be a problem…but keep reading!)

    My research taught me that this is a problem because the baby will fill up on mostly the beginning “watery” milk at each feeding instead of getting the richer, fattier milk from the back of the breasts. The beginning milk is basically like drinking sugar water, while the milk towards the back of the breast is fattier in content. The baby needs a healthy balance of both kinds of milk at each feed. But if you are producing too much, the baby will fill up on the watery milk and not get enough of the fattier milk. This causes a baby to want to eat VERY frequently (in my case it was every 30-60 minutes), a lot of gas, painful poops, squirming at the breast, coughing while sucking, pulling/biting at the nipple, crying almost constantly, etc. My biggest sign was the fact that when the baby would unlatch, my breasts would often start squirting into the air! (Also, do not assume if you have small breasts that this can’t be the problem. Pre-baby I was an A or B cup depending on the bra.)
    Basically, having too much of the sugary, water-like milk causes intestinal upset, which causes a lot of the “colicky” symptoms of crying for no apparent reason. It is because their intestines and stomach are upset.
    Oversupply can be misdiagnosed as colic, lactose intolerance, milk protein allergy, reflux, or hypertonicity (stiff muscle tone), according to the website below.

    Please take a moment to see if this might be the cause! 🙂

  22. Veronica says:

    I just found this and it was just delightful. My little 2 month old girl is a Kermit! Thanks so much for this post and the tips. 🙂

  23. RoxanaLivia says:

    Hi Heather. Well done with your blog. I found so many interesting things here.

    My baby boy is almost 2 mo and on both breast ( trying to stimulate more and more and its a real struggle ) and formula feeding ( which he enjoys several types ) and he is definitely a Fozzie! Super excited when it’s feeding time specially at night ( changing his diaper before feeding is a real challenge 🙂 ) and gassy pretty much all the time hehe..  He let’s go often in his excitement, stares deeply into my eyes for few seconds like he forgets about food and then eagerly looks for it again; doesn’t care where he is feeding and always turns ANYTHING into food! He literally left me a mark on my hand ( which makes him a Ms Piggy having such a strong suck, and also eats like its his last meal). So cute…

    • Aren’t those little moments so precious! Enjoy them friend, they go so quickly! I’m glad you’re enjoying the blog. Thank you so much for commenting!

  24. Jenny Jewell says:

    Just had my third child (5weeks ago) and I wished I had read this years ago!!! All three of mine are different characters with the most recent baby being a Kermit! 100% Kermit…hands down! I had no idea there were so many types but reading each one I was able to relate as well to my last 2 children.

    Thankfully I’m reading this at 5 weeks into breasfeeding instead of 12 weeks (when I go back to work)

    I’ve been diligently working on keeping him awake while feeding for the last two days and putting him down while sleepy but not sleeping

    And it’s getting better and easier to do! Thank you thank you thank you!!! You are a God send!

    • So glad to hear it was helpful Jenny! Isn’t it amazing to watch our children grow up? I cannot TELL you how many times I’ve had a palm-to-forehead moment about why they were always a certain way when they were babies…now they’re older it makes total sense! It’s neat to try to catch these little “personality clues” early on, and then see if we were “right” later. Thanks for reading!

  25. Mama Rachael says:

    This is helpful! I think I’ve got a 1 month old gonzo. My first was a Mrs piggy and found his routine very fast. This one just wants to nurse. The best way to sleep is with a nipple in his mouth. Second best is with his face smoothed into the boob. I’m learning to accept that nursing is an event, not merely a necessary stop along the way.

  26. Thank you so much for this, Heather! Oh boy, my Elena is a true Kermit, a 100% Kermit baby! I’ll see what can be done, following your tips…

    I loved this article, thanks again!

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