The 12 Days of Ugly Christmas Sweaters

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A partridge in a hair tree. Source: Pinterest *gagging* On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Two Ninja Turtles... Source: Two...four...turtles...*hiccup* vhat-ev-rrrr....counting's for closers. *downs eggnog* On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Three French ... [Continue Reading]

The Dreaded Doorbell: Hilarious Ways to Avoid the Afternoon Wake Up

You JUST managed to get your active little guy settled down.  His eyes have drooped closed and you tiptoe out of the bedroom with a maniac grin on your face. You're FREEEEEE!!!! Kicking your heels in some absurd Irish jig, you celebrate silently with ridiculous abandon.  Why not?  You worked friggin hard for this silence! And no one's watching, right? Except someone is watching.  It's ... [Continue Reading]

23 Jaw-Dropping Nursery Themes You’ll Want to Peek At

Pop your popcorn!  Grab your fuzzy socks! It's time for the Netflix version of Incredible Infant! All year, the other ladies and I work really hard to deliver thoughtful, well-researched posts to help tired mamas and papas savor (and survive) the baby-stage. This post, though.  This is complete fluff.   There's nothing deeply moving here. (Unless your hormones are in full ... [Continue Reading]

Heather’s Favorite Holiday Pinterest Fails of All Time

Many of you already know this, but I'm Martha Stewart's worst nightmare. I'm not crafty, nimble-fingered, or artsy-fartsy.  (I may be the latter half of that phrase, or it could be the dogs.  Like I claimed.) I don't sew.  (Even buttons.) Glitter is a banned substance no amount of having-three-girls will overcome. I own a glue gun, but only because a friend pitied my kids and gave it to ... [Continue Reading]

4 Epic Mom Fails We’ve All Experienced (Or Will Eventually…)

[sc:SimilacTop ] No matter how perfect we try to be, every now and then we all experience one of those epic mom fails that are just so spectacular that some nosy blogger has to write a post on it. *clearing throat* What doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right? In an attempt to "make us all stronger," I'm rolling out the top 4 blunders that plague all mothers. If, for some heavenly ... [Continue Reading]