12 Tests That Prove You’re Ready for Parenthood

Ready for Parenthood? Incredible Infant

Have you ever stopped to consider just how completely crazy parenting is? How it must look from the outside looking in? Ever look back at your PK days (pre-kids) and shake your head at just how naïve you were? Last week I was sent a hilarious email from one of my wonderful South African readers, Renêe. (Thanks  Renêe!) It was a collection of four tests to help parents determine whether ... [Continue Reading]

How to Fix the “Baby Not Sleeping” Nightmare

How to Fix the Baby No Sleeping Nightmare

By far the worst part of babyhood is the utter exhaustion. The nightly ritual of dragging yourself from sweet happy slumber into "mom and dad" mode. Walking, feeding, shushing, singing...all to comfort our helpless brood into ssnoozes. We cross our fingers and hope for a "good" night, where we lull them into sleep and they stay that way until morning. My purpose in writing this article ... [Continue Reading]

An Open Letter to Exhausted Moms Everywhere

Open Letter to Exhausted Moms

Okay, show of hands: Who else is sick and tired of vomit, screams, and poop? Anyone?  Anyone? (Bueller?) I know that motherhood is supposed to be the Great High Calling of Femalehood and all that, but some days... ...some days I'm just not feeling it, ya know? Like the day that I wore a shirt with a Poonami stain all over town (because I was carrying Bella on my hip, of course) and ... [Continue Reading]

What’s Your Baby’s Poo Telling You? (Warning: Humor Ahead)

What's Your Baby's Poo Telling You? Http://www.incredibleinfant.com

Last Christmas my husband gave me a little book called What's Your Poo Telling You.  (After fourteen years of marriage...who needs romance? Give me laughs.) What's Your Poo Telling You is informative. It's also disgusting...hilarious...and it has a brown cover. (Details.  They matter.) I keep it in the guest bathroom. Mostly because nothing warms the cockels of my hospitable heart ... [Continue Reading]

Remember the Old Woman in the Shoe? The Twin Scheduling Secrets She Would Have Killed For…

Remember the Old Woman in the Shoe? The Twin Scheduling Secrets She Would Have Killed For

Have you heard the original version of The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe? It goes like this... Not sure why it's the kids'  fault that she had so many kids......but evidently they drove her so batty she starved and beat them. *Way to start off with a downer, Heather...* ACTUALLY, I think that little nursery rhyme should encourage you. No matter how overwhelmed you feel, it's ... [Continue Reading]

5 Ways to Avoid Every Parent’s Worst Nightmare…SIDS

5 Ways to Avoid Every Parent's Worst Nightmare, SIDS

The following article is a guest post by Dr. Orlena Kerek, a pediatrician and mother of four at Snotty Noses.  Thanks for sharing your expertise with us, Orlena! Do you secretly worry about your baby dying? I know it’s not something we like to talk about, it’s not like we chat about it over coffee. Truth be told, I reckon it’s every mother’s greatest fear. Obsession even. *looks ... [Continue Reading]

How to Plan the Perfect Mickey First Birthday Party

How to Plan the Perfect Mickey & Minnie First Birthday Party

I've been planning on adding a Mickey first birthday party to my first birthday series for months, so I'm so excited to finally be able to share what I uncovered across the world wide web. My youngest has been obsessed with Mickey's Clubhouse and Minnie's Boutique for about a year, and I'll be stealing several of these ideas for her upcoming fifth birthday. (FIFTH PEOPLE! I swear I'm ... [Continue Reading]

8 Simple Ways to Stop Swaddling

8 Simple Ways to Stop Swaddling - http://www.incredibleinfant.com

Swaddling feels like magic for many parents. It's an instant-soother for babies who depend on it to fall asleep.  It's a security blanket (literally) for parents who are looking for ways to calm fussy babies. But somewhere around 4-5 months old, the sweet Smeagol is transformed into a deadly dangerous Gollum. That's because the 4-5 month age range is usually when most babies start ... [Continue Reading]

Safety Spotlight: Dream on Me Cribs Collapse

Dream on Me Portable Cribs Collapse

Last month I received the following email from Tasha (a reader) who had a very frightening experience with the Dream On Me Portable 2-in-1 Crib: Heather, I had a portable and foldable Dream on Me crib in white birch.  It collapsed one night from the diaper changer position as I was tucking my 4 month old daughter into it.   One side was lowered to the playpen position while the other side of the ... [Continue Reading]

How to Pump at Work (Without Embarrassing Yourself)

How to Pump at Work Without Embarrassing Yourself

You're breastfeeding. And in a few weeks you're going to be moving your "center of operations" out of the living room and into the workplace. STOP EVERYTHING. Think that over for just a sec. Your breastural region is going to be stretched twice it's normal size by a strange contraption in an extremely awkward position. There's a high chance of  wardrobe malfunctions, poorly timed ... [Continue Reading]